vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023

SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

by CWimby March 1, 2023

Henrik Goal

A henrik goal is a type of goal in rocket league.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.

"Bro he's so lucky all his goals are Henrik goals"

by iphonepeter May 30, 2023

Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

Field goal

When you tell your homie to turn around during an Eiffel tower and you finish into their ass crack

I tried a new thing called a field goal

by Lilbeano January 28, 2026

Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

by TimGee250 February 12, 2013