glanzer

To suck a lollipop - yes the candy kind, not what you perves are thinking of while calling his/her girlfriend or boyfriend and slurring every word because yes, they are sucking a lollipop.

I was glanzering the other day while talking to my boyfriend, oh wait! That's redundant!

by Sarah Fyngolzner March 2, 2008

Glances

Enjoying to watch sex between animals and property

He glances at his dog and its coconut.

by Klabauter October 31, 2011

President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

by spissatus December 29, 2018

Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

glanza gawk

a person usually a young male who drives a toyota glanza and thinks they're the cheese in their little girls car.

"oh man look at that dude he's such a glanza gawk"

by jonny 9iron October 23, 2008

Mannary Glands

Just as mammary glands are female boobs, mannary glary are the male equivalent.

Dude, it's about time you lost your mannary glands, they're becoming bigger than my bird's!

by Snooby Scax September 29, 2006

san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

by Justice April 22, 2005