Its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. Shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. An amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. An amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she's the girl that everyone wants but only you can have... You know why? Because she loves you more than anything. If any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.
Random guy: dude who's that girl??
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me
by 17/08/11 November 12, 2012
Get the Amazing girlfriendmug. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
by Long June 22, 2005
Get the Imaginary Girlfriendmug. A girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
I was nearly unfaithful to my wank girlfriend...it's Hayden Panettiere off of Heroes...but the other day I was tempted to knock one out over Fearne Cotton
by mellie_88 August 20, 2010
Get the Wank Girlfriendmug. Tim: " Hey Rick wanna go to the movies today"
Rick: "No thanks Tim I'm getting carried by my Fortnite girlfriend".
Rick: "No thanks Tim I'm getting carried by my Fortnite girlfriend".
by Name Unavalible November 4, 2018
Get the Fortnite Girlfriendmug. Someone who you have never met, will never meet, and have absolutely no chance with, but you know everything about.
Douche 1: Christy is so hot with that uberminiskirt and hair-thin bra...
Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend
Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?
Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.
Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?
Douche 2: Hell no...
Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend
Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?
Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.
Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?
Douche 2: Hell no...
by IToldYouIPutItOnUrbanDictionar July 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Girlfriendmug. A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010
Get the girlfriend pillowmug. 