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Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your topical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of the beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics
"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."
by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020
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Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your typical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of this beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics.
"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."
by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020
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Gaylord

Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.
Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?

Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings
by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020
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Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.
Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint
by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021
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Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.
Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend
by emus8654 March 11, 2021
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Gatorade

Alright mate, there's probably some nasty ass definition for Gatorade, but here you go- A sports drink. It's a damn sports drink. Get used to it.

Like: You like Red, Grape, Orange, and the good flavors
Dislike: You like Cool Blue, Lemon-Lime, and all the flavors that are nasty as fuck
Gatorade tastes good, but some flavors taste like Dogshit
by an existant of this planet January 21, 2021
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Gaylord

How bro wanna go to Gaylord?
by nauticalninja April 19, 2021
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