Sue Garland

Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps

See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty

by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023

Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.

person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

Ez Clap Galand

Ez Clap Galand is when u ez clap galand like how america ez clapped england but england isnt galand galand is charles-françois galand who was a gunsmith in france. france fucking sucks. fuck galand fuck france and ez clap those hoes in the sheets. pre mature ejaculation is a myth. Say ez clap galand when u playing roblox like this, "Ez Clap Galand". Carry the coffin and dance in roblox, throw your arms around and eat ass when u getting ur dick sucked.

Dude 1: "yo homeslice check out this sick kill i got in fortnite."
Dude 2: *pulls out a gun and shoots Dude 1 in the head, killing him instantly* "Ez Clap Galand."

by ezclapgaland May 25, 2024