Digging a grave

When a guy falls asleep after masturbating and still holds his spent member in his hands. Semen on the person is optional, but a recently used jizzrag is preferred to still be in the area.

John came back after class and walked in on his roommate Craig who was digging a grave on their couch.

by ACoolT5 February 4, 2007

digging your own grave with your mouth

A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.

Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

digital gravel

the best place to get gear from New York based companies.
www.digitalgravel.com

I just copped this dope t-shirt from digital gravel.

by wAsTe November 4, 2003

grapes

purple urple. Another term for purple weed.....

Hey homie, burn those grapes.

by mel and shan February 17, 2005

grapes

Yay Area Slanguage for marijuana aka cannibus sativa aka bomb aka chronic aka ganja aka mary jane aka puff aka weed aka sticky icky icky aka etc. etc. etc.

Who got purple? I GOT GRAPES!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

grades

something invented to make you feel as if you are inferior to other people just by a letter in the alphabet

boy: heres my report card
dad: AN F????????????????????
boy: yeah
dad: YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND SHOLD DIE BECAUSE THAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET NOT THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by i suck March 29, 2005