fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009

best friend goals

showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines

Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”

by avocadobae May 30, 2018

goal post

A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.

"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."

by gothicprincess29 July 21, 2006

Pink Feed Goals

Acronym PFG

It is a term used to describe your Instagram feed when it’s Pink and Goals.

It can be used to describe anything pink. E.g. pink furniture, pink walls, pink skies, pink clothing.

Omg that shirt is pink feed goals, so #PFG!

by whatsPFG November 4, 2019

End Goal

reaching home base :-)

Hey Joe I reached the end goal with Jill last night.

by K1k3anat0r May 27, 2018

Own Goal

When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.

Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.

by thishappenedatgas June 29, 2011

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019