gestapo

To grab someone on the balls with incredible force with the intent to inflict severe pain and discomfort. A method of interrogation used by the Nazi Gestapo who discovered that even the most hardest of men would spill the beans when their jewels were being crushed.

Dude why are you walking so funny?
Well i was hitting on some chick in the bar and said the wrong thing. Next thing i knew she gave a me gestapo and i was on the ground puking

by schizer December 9, 2006

Geeta Randi

The Biggest Randi (prostitute) of the world presently working at V.V.H.S (Ve Vill Have Sex) School in India. Sucks Thousands of Dicks every day.

Neem ki patti kadvi hai
geeta nair randi hai

Ek Jalebi tel mein
Geeta Randi jail mein
Jail me aaya bhoot
Randi ki maa ki chut

by asskicker420 January 1, 2010

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

Gestable

Gestable (n): I homosexual woman exhibiting traits of a male;
2. A man with low alcohol tolerance
3. A woman resembling a bulldog

1.Look at that asshole! He can barely take a 30 pack!

2.Shit Dude look at that gestable. That butch haircut it ridiculous.

by tirco October 10, 2007

Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

by razed November 2, 2007

getafuk

Pronounced : Get Ta Fuk , often used ion scotland by anyone with the sense to tell some other fuckwit to go away ..

me : you asshole getafuk or im ripping your fuckin eyes out !!

mate : getafuk away fae ma bucky bottle wae that god damn scabby lepar lip ya cunt!

by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006

gestapo

Somone who yells lowdly and gives orders, as if they were a Member of the Gestapo.

That kid yelling at the dog is acting like the Gestapo.

by Christafah July 19, 2006