fruit neck

someone so fat they have a fat neck

That fat guys a fruit neck.

by Fag Legs January 11, 2009

oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013

fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.

I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!

by Em1710 August 3, 2006

The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana

When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win

by LHPL3 March 30, 2010

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

by theotherone May 3, 2009

fruit medley

When one eats fruit out of another's butt crack/hole.

She loves a good fruit medley early in the morning.

He loves to eat fruit medleys.

by fruitmedley December 28, 2018

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018