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french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!
The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!
by Cyrstal July 14, 2005
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french cough

adj. a gag reflex during oral sex .

the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .
"as i started giving oral sex i had a french cough but i managed to continue"
by Haako February 18, 2010
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French bazooka

A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
by Wad dog October 26, 2020
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Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009
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French Horn

A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.
by Tanja June 6, 2004
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French Laugh

A laugh that comes deep within and sounds like "ah hoh hoh hoh." Contrary to Santa's laugh, this is more to make fun of others with.
From the Simpsons
Lisa: Oh no, I'm at the wrong school! (at a french school)
Students: hahhaha
Teacher: En Francais!
Students: A hoh hoh hoh hoh! (French Laugh)
by IAm16goingon17 July 16, 2007
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French Execution

Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.
France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.
by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010
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