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Blonde Freeze 

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.
While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.
Blonde Freeze by Ms D November 8, 2010

facebook freeze out 

when your bf/gf/bff ignores your comments, wall posts and anything else you post on their facebook.
i posted a link about a show i wanted to go to on your wall but you gave me the fb freeze out.

i asked you to post that photo on my wall, but you never did. what's up with the facebook freeze out?

you found out about the last thing you posted from me, but instead of sharing you copy/pasted. why the fb freeze out?

Brain Freeze

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of one's partner during the administration of oral sex.
"I had to change my sheets last night after my girl gave me a brain freeze. It was like a miniature enema."
Brain Freeze by Jacques Clouseau August 26, 2013

tasty freeze

When in Alaska make sure you try a tasy freeze.
tasty freeze by Freebird September 16, 2003

phone freeze tag 

A variant on phone tag wherein the caller trying to contact you decides to leave an exceedingly long message, forcing you to listen to it before calling back, and thus spend several minutes "frozen" while hearing him or her blather on.

Another way to play is to try to call the person back just seconds after you've missed their call, so you'll either get a busy signal or have your call ignored while they're still leaving their message on your phone.

Each of these scenarios has the potential to last for hours.
Erica: Should I call you while you're at work and you can hit me back while you're on break?

Seth: Nah, I don't wanna play phone freeze tag with you all night. My job is stressful enough as it is.
phone freeze tag by drumlizardo April 12, 2010

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
Canadian brain freeze by POOKIE December 29, 2011