Fickle Fool

Someone that decides to boycott something that has been in existence for over a decade just because someone on facebook tells them too.

Hey mate, did you hear about those fickle fools boycotting woolworths because some facebook page told them too?

I understand woolworths and every other company has had BEE policies for ages but some guy on facebook told me to boycott them so I will be a fickle fool and do just what he said.

I've never shopped at woolies but I'll jump on the boycott bandwagon because I'm a fickle fool.

by James Dean88 September 12, 2012

bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.

Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.

by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)

I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.

by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019

Choopy Fool

A person who pees on the floor when they are angry.

Look at the mess katarina made, she is such a choopy fool.

by Chalupadog July 26, 2018

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

fool's gold

When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.

Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.

by tomkru August 27, 2015