Firefighter Foam

1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)

(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

foam

Failure of a Mom

After she lost four kids due to her neglect, this Foam was alone with nothing but her regret to keep her company.

by Cranberry Butter Crust December 20, 2020

Foam gut

When you drink a beer too fast and it results in regurgitation, not from being drunk but from the build up of beer foam inside your stomache.

Bouncer: You're not getting in, I just saw you vomit down the street.
patron: nah man, that was just foam gut.

by Brian Sure September 8, 2017

Overdose Foam

The white- foamy substance that bubbles out of the mouth of an overdose victim.

Becky overdosed on that shirm and she got all that overdose foam on me.

by Sweetlu31 April 2, 2015

Lancashire Foam Method

When you jerk someone off or engage in penetration using shampoo as as a lubricant

“Yo, do you wanna try the Lancashire Foam method?”

by 67mustard July 21, 2025