flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006

Flying Camel

As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

"My girl had to go to the girlie doctor today, I think I injured her last night doing the Flying Camel. Ouch!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

by John Farrell April 8, 2004

flying knee

The greatest act of ninja violence known to man. The flying knee has no conceivable defense. Usually one "pulls" a flying knee.

Curious George: "Hey guys! Can I play?!"
Pete: (Pulls a flying knee)
Curious George: "OOOFFFF!"
Dan: "Classig!"

by knobo January 2, 2008

Flying German Cowboy

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011

flying fuck

An extended version of the word fuck most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

I don't give a flying fuck what your special rate is, I'm not buying you damn stuff.

by -JL June 1, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005