walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Ultra-Flog

Beat someone to near death.

A criminal was caught Ultra-Flogging a man, when the the cops interfered

by BoomBoomBilly January 18, 2011

Flog

Someone who isnt very smart or good at Much

Yeah that new apprentice is a full on flog aye

by Saxaphonesalad October 7, 2021