Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

pinky floater

a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.

“Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
“Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”

by ©j November 7, 2022

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024

Arctic Floater

When you shit on someone's chest then cum on top of it.

She said she was freaky, so I gave her an Arctic Floater, then she cried.

by Alaskan Hodge May 7, 2024

Dean Floater

The Dean Floater is a rare phenomenon. It occurs when an individual known as “Dean” successfully hits a basketball floater.

The move itself isn’t what makes it special, its toughness comes from who does it. When a “Dean” pulls off a tough or impressive play, it’s dubbed a Dean Floater.

The Dean Floater is a rare and almost extinct phenomenon in basketball.

He just hit the Nick "Dean Floater"

by Leonardo da Smegma October 29, 2025

it’s a floater

a funny term that is making fun of a tiktok where a boy who said “it’s a floater” when a hot chocolate bomb was floating in milk. the joke was simply not funny yet everyone was laughing. it is also used is tiktok comments when a video is not funny but was trying to be

it’s a floater is used when you find something unfunny when it was meant to be funny

by mfckn big dick boy November 29, 2021