by Stu Pickles September 21, 2005
Get the Fletschinger mug.When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.
I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...
by riskyshiftphenomenon August 31, 2010
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when a maiden hath naught properly attired herself in her knickers, whilst wearing her outer garments
by hungryjap July 4, 2011
Get the Flipsi mug.The act of talking one's self up in an effort to win over a potential companion by flirting for them; flirting with yourself for another person.
"Yeah I was texting Josh and he kept telling me how cute he looked in his new Instagram picture."
"That's just like Josh, always flirtsturbating."
"That's just like Josh, always flirtsturbating."
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Get the flirsty mug.Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 1, 2015
Get the Flintstone Diet mug.When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.
Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.
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