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best roblox fe hub, cheap too
skid: filterskid

epic filterware gamer: stfu filterware on top
by okboom3r December 1, 2020
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filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.
I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.
by Chris February 7, 2005
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e-flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.
HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.
by KillahBee October 17, 2006
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Brazillian coffee filter

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.
(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?
by slacking at work February 4, 2010
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flitter

slang for vagina, pussy, twat, etc..
Look at the "flitter" on that critter!
by grh June 13, 2008
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filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.
Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.
by idkfa February 7, 2006
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flitre

3 litres of a liquid, usually bottled in th stated amount
i jus chugged a flitre of bow-
i just drank three litres of strongbow cidre
by warren November 14, 2003
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