Fingerming

An Asian woman who enjoys funging.

Billy: So who was that chick you left with last night?
Cameron: That was Fingerming, man did we do a lot of funging.

by Wangshire November 10, 2008

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Flinging Wanger

The flinging wanger is a tampon that is projected across the room in a very public place. The more people in the area, the better.

"Dude, Tom just did a flinging wanger in Math class!"

by Relavancy April 6, 2010

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A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018

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fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

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Fingering

YouTube star Ruben Sole used the term "fingering" to refer to a special handshake, where the under hand clandestinely rubs one finger on the over hand's palm. Ruben and several of the porn actresses he was talking to claimed that such "fingering" was a high-school signal indicating sexual interest.

That gal is so hot, I just had to try fingering her in the hall between classes.

by Eiganjoe October 7, 2020

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