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fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
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Fitting Out

When a traveler tries to fit in by wearing local clothes, slang, or styles—but the attempt is so conspicuous that it has the opposite effect, making it obvious they’re not local.

Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.
The Norwegian girl in the sari we saw in Delhi was fitting out.
by Asher123 December 15, 2025
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de-fatten

v. dee-fat-uhn 1. The act of removing fat from someone or an animal alive or dead. 2. A person metabolizing stored fat from exercise, a leaner diet or other methods. 3. lightening a heavy load
"My friend complained his thighs were too chubby and needed to de-fatten."

"De-fatten the chicken by cutting the skin off."
by Dr. Nordoslavic November 5, 2013
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tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.
(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
by QuacksO September 30, 2017
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fat fitte

Used to describe a "Fattig fitte, a poor cunt
"Du er en fat fitte Magnus"
by Jegtrengerhjelp March 14, 2019
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Bitch Fitter

A person that is prone to having outbursts of bitchyness or generally loves and lives to complain about things.
"have you stopped being a bitch fitter yet?)
(the role you play is Bitch Fitter surpreme)
by Meggins September 7, 2021
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Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
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