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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
mugGet the Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)mug.
this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022
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Hollywood Filter

The “Hollywood Filter” is a face tuning filter from a retouch app called FaceApp. Every influencer uses it. That’s why they all look the same.
by eeeemmmmeeeeee May 15, 2022
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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
mugGet the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.

Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 2, 2020
mugGet the Filtermug.

Filter

That “karen” was running her mouth, so i asked for volunteers to kicked her in the filter.
by DVMAV May 5, 2021
mugGet the Filtermug.

L-Filter

A photo filter that is so bad everyone tells you to stop using it
Dude just stop using that damn L-Filter, its giving me eyeball cancer
by 141414141 October 3, 2022
mugGet the L-Filtermug.

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