A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
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Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!
Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.
by Sexyman69sex November 06, 2020
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Filtered Franklin

Jizz in a coffee filter and let the semi-viscous fluid filter through dripping into your partners mouth. (For a practical joke this may be played on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or roommate)
“Steven’s filtered franklin he gave mindy the other night while she was passed out was so awful, I surely can’t un see it! I swear I could see his pure essence dripping down her throat. It was so peaceful.”
by Puss Side On September 16, 2019
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Filter Barbie

A male or female who posts pictures of there selfs using all kinds of filters to catfish others by appearing attractive when in reality they are trolls!
Man that Amy chick turned out to be a real filter Barbie you wouldn't believe how ugly she really is.
by BUTTERFINGER ROSS February 18, 2025
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Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
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filter flirting

when you snap someone with a snapchat filter (usually a cute guy or girl) and they copy the filter/face you're doing.
girl- *sends dog filter to flirt*
cute boy- *sends back dog filter*

girl- "oh my gosh he is filter flirting with me!!"
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