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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022
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Hollywood Filter

The “Hollywood Filter” is a face tuning filter from a retouch app called FaceApp. Every influencer uses it. That’s why they all look the same.
by eeeemmmmeeeeee May 15, 2022
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Filter Loon

folk who rely on enhancement apps to make themselves look pretty
Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.
by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2023
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777 filters

This relates to a social media app known as "Tiktok. These 777 filters are known for having inappropriate images in them. They are a "choose your favorite" filter which you would tilt your head to the direction of your favorite character/variation of your character. At first it'll be normal with completely fine images and then once you choose it would usually display an image of that character naked or just some other type of inappropriate image. Some of the most popular 777 filters were; Chun li, Princess peach, and Hello Kitty. Most of these filters are gone now.
Person 1: Hey have you seen those 777 filters?
Person 2: Yeah it's crazy how they are not taken down yet!
by ThatCam July 7, 2023
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Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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