father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023