Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea January 4, 2016

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Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

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The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

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"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"

by tuamammazoccola June 5, 2020

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Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023

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fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

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