when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.
dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.
by YO MAMMA?! May 27, 2006
In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.
Antonym of Cuddle Rape.
Antonym of Cuddle Rape.
"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."
"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"
"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"
"I accept your challenge!"
"Hooray, we both win!"
"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"
"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"
"I accept your challenge!"
"Hooray, we both win!"
by dewdars February 10, 2010
You can no more learn to swim from a textbook than tell someone about fight club. The spread of the story's popularity only enforces its point. Like fucking cancer.
Oh, and "Where is my mind" was so great, possibly the best use of a song in a movie
Oh, and "Where is my mind" was so great, possibly the best use of a song in a movie
by frosty the devouring snowman September 02, 2005
Pillow Fight
by Philip Murillo December 03, 2003
(aka Hook Fighting)An American Martial Art that derives from the British "Catch As Catch Can", which derives from the Ancient Greek Martial Art of Pankration. Very Similar to modern MMA.
by Levi Goven October 15, 2008
in reference call of duty 4 multiplayer when one person sees another close and tries to knife, but fails. the person notices, tries to knife back, and they too fail. the two have officially engaged in a noob fight, until either they keep lounging at each other and one prevails or until one shoots the other or if a teammate of either assists or, if playing free for all, another player comes along and kills them both. if it's the last one, it is known as noob fight utopia
player 1- *runs up to an opposing player* shank and fail
player 2-wtf was that? *turns around* oh shit shank and fail also
NOOB FIGHT!
player 2-wtf was that? *turns around* oh shit shank and fail also
NOOB FIGHT!
by witesuprmacy August 01, 2009
N. When two females spread their legs in a sissor motion so that their vaginas touch eachothers. They proceed to bump and grind, while looking like sissors cutting at eachother.
by beepbeep/petereater. August 02, 2008