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flurge

What many students do to their failing papers, quizzes, tests, or report cards.
DrNick: "How did your parents react to your report card?"
MadSci: "They didn't! I flurged it immediately."
by Dr Nick November 21, 2002
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flurp

to flurp, from the middle english word "flurpp" possibly derived from the Latin term "phlurpus poopus." Originally used in English to describe a sound made while eating.
Quoted from: "Flurping the Brain"
by E.O. Kondiki, M.D., M.M.D.

A common problem in hypocranial neurosurgery is the accidental flurping of the brain. A spoon-like instrument is inserted between hemispheres (into the fissure) and then drawn back, in an attempt to reposition the upper surface of the longitudal cerebral cleft. If the instrument slips, it usually tosses a clump of cerebral brain matter up into the air, simultaneously causing a very audible flurping sound -- hence the term "flurping the brain." Any non-trained visitors allowed in the operating room during such an incident are sure to lose consciuousness at that point, and the medical staff then becomes distracted by stifled giggles which can occasionally erupt into full scale laughter.
by Dr. "Kondo" Kondiki May 8, 2004
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Flurge

by Shut the fuck up.............. December 31, 2013
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flurbadakurben

Tugging uncontrollably. Ie spunking in all directions.
Ryan flubadakurbened in a rats eye
by Lizzy May 24, 2004
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Flurk

A term used to describe a basketball shot that completly looks stupid and misses the goal completly causing shame for your team.
Announcer: Shot goes up....and it misses. Wow! that was a flurk.
Announcer #2: I would not want to be wearing that jersey.
by bergie404 December 15, 2011
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flurfing

When I was flurfing last night, I registered myself to this new great singles website.
by Chris Meder April 25, 2004
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Flurk

Flurk means it fucking hurt
God that flurk. BRO are u flurk? Don’t cut yourself it will flurk
by Nortle June 12, 2018
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