do a ferret

To overestimate both the constitution of your own stomach and your tolerance to waltzer's, vomiting during the ride

Dude, that waltzer just kept getting faster and faster, it made me 'do a ferret'!

by GetInTheSea June 28, 2019

ferret sex

Making out in a movie theater.

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.

by Torment October 23, 2005

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

ferrserrious

A combination of the phrases "for real?" and "seriously?". The two joined together form "for-serious", adapted to "ferrserrious" meaning "are you really serious?"

Girl1: "Billy and Anna are like totally screwing in the bathroom right now!"
Girl2: "Holy Shit! Ferserious!?!"

by Niki Williams August 16, 2003

ferrario filter

When a person exaggerates what really happened by about 3 or 4 notches.

"Dude, Steve called me and said that he was at a party and like 15 people came up to him and said they thought I was awesome!" After I applied the ferrario filter it meant that 1 person asked how he was doing.

by yourlastchance October 8, 2011

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

ferrari

An italian word, which means, roughly translated into english: "needs a little extra oomph with the ladies". Although a small minority of ferrari drivers actually do what these cars are meant to do (race 'em), most are goofy playboys who thank god that most modern ferraris are offered with "sport automatic" transmission options, because they don't know how to drive stick anyway. These knuckleheads can also often be found bragging about the stats of the cars found on paper, even though they never had the gonads to actually verify those stats themselves. Those who want to go balls-to-the-wall fast AND are confident in thier sexuality skip right over ferraris and lambos and go straight to thier local lotus dealer, or, for those with HUGE bollacks, purchase an ariel atom. They then proceed to pocket the extra 200k they would have dropped on a ferrari and laugh at cock-boy with his automatic modena.

a ferrari will get swallowed whole by an ariel atom. its just a shame that the ferrari fanboy will be left in the dust, and the atom driver will recieve mad women who are impressed with his insane fortitude and driving skill.

by Mac Sauce October 28, 2006