Owen Faulkner

“Owen Faulkner” AKA Spawn of Satan, is an icon of depression, run if you see him

R: Dude it’s Owen Faulkner

E: run

by EmoClickbait June 7, 2021

Active Faults

Active Faults are areas along which all shallow earthquakes occur

Our science lesson last week was about Active and Inactive faults

by Zoe Park December 5, 2021

the big faulkman

when your big and your name is faulkie

Michael Faulkie is the big faulkman from New York

by Cock Boy July 20, 2008

Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

It all my fault

Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.

it all my fault

by BIGG DIck October 31, 2022

It’s Siri’s Fault

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.

I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you know… everything

by ISF September 15, 2023

Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010