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doggy fashion

acts that are performed with a high resemblance to canine mannerisms, particularly concerning simulation of rear-mounted intercourse.
i shagged that bitch over the balcony. doggy fashion
by jads June 10, 2008
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fashionably early

The act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. This person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. As a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.
Steve: Hey, where did Nicole go?
Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.
Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)
Nicole: Hey, what's up?
Rachel: Not much.
Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?
Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?
Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?
by frankie chaos October 7, 2008
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Fashionably Gay

The term used when a heterosexual male portrays himself as homosexual to "fit-in" to a gay situation, such as a gay-club, or any situation where it would benefit him.
"The four girls dragged him to a gay bar where he arrived fashionably gay."
by scarly-jones May 30, 2008
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Fashion Mullet

The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.
Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016
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Hanger Fashion

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.
"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."
by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021
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floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing
Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020
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Fashion Vigilante

One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.
Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.
by Nightsider March 16, 2013
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