acts that are performed with a high resemblance to canine mannerisms, particularly concerning simulation of rear-mounted intercourse.
by jads June 10, 2008
The act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. This person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. As a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.
Steve: Hey, where did Nicole go?
Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.
Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)
Nicole: Hey, what's up?
Rachel: Not much.
Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?
Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?
Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?
Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.
Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)
Nicole: Hey, what's up?
Rachel: Not much.
Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?
Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?
Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?
by frankie chaos August 12, 2008
The term used when a heterosexual male portrays himself as homosexual to "fit-in" to a gay situation, such as a gay-club, or any situation where it would benefit him.
by scarly-jones May 30, 2008
Mum is fashionably fucked again.
by S. Muffin February 02, 2015
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 13, 2016
by JG 1 May 03, 2022
One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.
Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.
by Nightsider March 16, 2013