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Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
by Bracelets January 8, 2010
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flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.
That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.
by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006
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famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".
My friends and I are going famping this weekend
by Jutz July 29, 2007
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Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer
by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018
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fapping helicopter

For males, this is when you spin your cock around while you are ejaculating, or 'cumming'. You can also add whipped cream on the head for an 'awesome' affect. This term was created by Spunchbish from Ifunny.
"I did the fapping helicopter."
by SpunchbishLover69 March 3, 2021
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Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015
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Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate
Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"
by Jumont 357 October 19, 2016
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