Florida National Anthem

"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview

too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.

Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo

Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best

Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"

by Play boy hat March 22, 2022

Florida Snowball Fight

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.

Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day

by Moose3207 October 18, 2022

Florida six pack

When you gift a six pack of beer but drink one prior to giving it to the recipient.

My brother in law gave me a Florida six pack for Christmas.

by M1311 December 31, 2022

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.

In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.

by Fasters July 20, 2023

south florida flu

Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.

Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu

by cg3851 September 25, 2015

Orange Florida shirt kid

That kid in the YouTube video where his mom took his gta V and began freaking the fuck out and screaming and crying in the process. Is also rumored to be the thiccest nigga in logan hocking high school ,mason linton, though he denies it everyone knows it is him and will expose his ass eventually.

Orange Florida shirt kid is apparently mason linton but he completely denis anything that he is related to it.

by EatDatPussy 445 March 14, 2019

University of Central Florida

Good luck finding parking

Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible

by memer211 December 14, 2020