Facepunch

Facepunch Studios (Also known as FP, facepunch, facewound, fagsnightout, or shithouse) is one of the most controversial websites ever.

The following mods are assholes:
Greeman (WAS DEMODDED FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE)
VeryNiceLady (Is a bitch, she bans for retarded reasons.)
Dragon (It's a FURFAG who bans for SHIT reasons)

The following members are fags/retards:
Big Blue
Big Blues alts
Doug
Dougs alts
Higginz
Waterwash

The following sections should be deleted:
Furry Section
OIFY
Fast Threads
Anything unrelated to Garry's Mod

History of Facepunch-
Facepunch was the website made for the game Facewound, back in the days. It is NOW the OFFICIAL forum for Garry's Mod (See Garry's Mod) but is now filling with other gay stuff.

Back in the day around 2006 someone requested the OIFY for fur porn (It was dragon) and Garry (See Garry Newman) gave it to him. It was (and is now AGAIN) hidden and the only way to get to it was to be logged in and change the forum display number to 56.

It has been run down, (Except for Craptasket, we love you dude) who is trying to bring peace back. It is mainly used for porn dumping, spam, and shit threads.

OIFY is very strange to people. They always ask what it means/stands for. There are a ton of explainations:
OIFY is Youll Figure It Out
OIFY is Only I fucked you!

Whatever it means, go die.

Person 1: I just signed up on facepunch!
Person 2: *has stroke*
Person 3: Quick, person 3, kill it with FIRE!
Person 4: *Kills it with fire*

by Concerned Facepuncher November 30, 2009

FaceParty

FaceParty, what I think comes from the definition, sit on my face and party, is a website dedicated to the communication of young and old alike.
What people decide to communicate is up to themself, hence the abdication of any form of intelligent life or originality. Once you create a profile on faceparty users can specify certain characteristics about themself and most importantly upload a picture (meant to be their face, but some morons do not understand this concept).
If you truely decide you want to embrace the culture of faceparty I'm affraid you either have to be a randy teenager , council dirty, or simply rather dull. Excluding myself of course, who likes to facilitate in mocking those below myself, more of a God like characteristic.

I would list some examples of faceparty profiles that fit the bill but if you just use the browse facility on the site you would be able to see the overwhelming arrangement of monkey spankers for yourself!

by Erebos May 8, 2006

Facepod

One who is addicted to both the social networking system, Facebook, and the miniature mp3 player, the ipod. Facepods tend to be mindless zombies who are tuned out to just about everything around them.

Dad: "Billy, go clean your room!!"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?"

Dad: "ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?!?"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?!?"

Dad: "Oh, stop being such a FACEPOD!!!"

by Maraqua666 July 2, 2009

Facepad

Facepad is what facebook should be renamed to, which could result in tens and thousands of new members. Facepad has a future for facebook.

Random: Do you have facebook?
Other: No, because i don't like the name. I would join it if it was called something else... like. "facepad"

Random: You should join it anyway

by Facepad maker September 21, 2009

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

by timdub December 13, 2012

Facepalm

Sarah.

Sarah asked what "That's what she said" meant today. Her new name is Facepalm.

by Emma Woods April 14, 2011

facepan

Rather than facepalm, a reaction of hitting yourself in the face, it is hitting yourself (or, someone else) in the face with a frying pan.

Varun does something dumb. *facepans Varun*

by lilbec February 24, 2011