Facebook

The coolest internet site on the web. Talk with your friends on instant chat or write them a wall post or inbox. There is a bunch of cool stuff. Myspace is a booty call and twitter is for people with nothing else better to do!

I went on my Facebook last night and had so many notifications!

by xoxobabe224 January 16, 2010

Facebook

If you don't know it google it, don't know how to google it then suck it up noob

Facebook is pure awesomeness

by Your Momma's Arse May 4, 2010

Facebook

Instagram for old people.

Jimmy, go Facebook Aunt Bertie and see what she’s up to!

by Piggylover3798423 May 18, 2018

Facebook

A social media alot of people USED to go to

those kids got on facebook

by FEEDMOVE January 10, 2016

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Facebook

Worldwide social media network used by billions of people around the world, where you could post videos, pictures, like, comment, and more on people(s) photos.

Me: *Posts photo of me dancing to Lady Gaga*

Friend: Dude, you're weird.

Me: I know, tell me something I don't know.

Friend 2: *Likes photo*

Me: Facebook is amazing.

by hanginonaledge November 2, 2013

facebook

A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.

Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.

by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010