When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021

by Mærüßhÿñę🅱️ May 23, 2021

The first lines spoken by Supaidaman when he confronts Amazoness and Professor Monster. The most badass introduction ever.
Amazoness: "Who are you?"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"
Supaidaman: "An emissary from hell, Supaidaman!"
also Supaidaman: "Change, Leopardon!"
by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" September 27, 2023

when you ask an orbit who's the prettiest and sweetest girl in the universe and in the loonaverse, they're gonna tell you that it's wong kahei, aka vivi from loona
by redvelvetdaddies January 6, 2021

when you are killed in combat and then some how you kill an opponent once dead. most of the time it is when u throw a grenade just before dieing
by emo network February 10, 2009

"I never had a silver spoon in my mouth growin' up. I came from shit to sugar."
"I came from shit to sugar , from the ghetto to a gated community"
"I came from shit to sugar , from the ghetto to a gated community"
by slipperyslang June 13, 2017

by The Nigga Guy November 1, 2019
