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Senses Fail

One of the best screamo bands out there. Senses Fail consists of 5 guys from Ridgewood, New Jersey. Buddy Nielsen, Dave Miller, Garrett Zablocki, Dan Trapp, & Mike Glita. Both of their cds are awesome. If you haven't seen them, you should get the chance to meet them. All of them are super nice.
by M.T August 31, 2005
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apostro-fail

-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."
Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.

G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail
by TJO April 10, 2009
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meta fail

The failure to properly describe an act of failure. Meta-failure cannot be 'failure to fail', because this implies that the act in question is a success. Likewise, attempts to define 'meta fail' as a level of failure above 'epic fail' make a category mistake: both 'failure' and 'meta failure' are nouns to which the adjective 'epic' could be applied.
The previous two definitions of 'meta fail' in this article.
by pedanticb October 1, 2010
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fail harbor

A place in the deepest corner of the world where people come from all over to park their failboats.
Wow what a failboat he is going to have to go to fail harbor.
by silencer270 April 28, 2008
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failblog

Either you love it, or you hate it.

If you love it, congrats.

If you hate it, it's because you liked it before it was cool, and now it's really annoying to see the world catch up with what you thought was funny many months ago. Like seeing Napoleon Dynamite or Invader Zim, thinking it's hilarious, then seeing it capitalized to the point that you're so fucking sick of it you forgot why it was funny in the first place.

It's an annoying thing to hate. Because really you should be patting yourself on the back for knowing what's funny. You could be a fucking producer knowing what the world will love. But no, you can't kill that hardwiring. We will continue to hate failblog, and those who keep using "FAIL" as a meme, for they are stabbing the wounded.
Shmuck: Hey, you see that sign on failblog?
Internet-savvy man: Ten months ago. Old shit, man. Let's focus on new information to process and fuck your failblog.
by DougYoung March 31, 2009
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Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
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First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
by K.C.J. May 3, 2010
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