fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

fetusmonster

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth

Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!

by dylan-o November 16, 2006

fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often

dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.

by shagger bager January 13, 2009

Fotsgoat

Something that is perfect as is; needs no altering whatsoever.

This filet mignon is fotsgoat.

Yo, those track shorts are fuckin fotsgoat!

by Glenadore Glenjamin January 19, 2009

Focused Vocalist

Someone who volunteers to sing when surrounded by hot friends (usually when playing rockband) with the objective of getting some sort of action

Jealous Guy 1-"Damn I wish I could sing like Ciaran, he is giving out orgasms over there singing rockband songs"
Jealous Guy 2-"Yeah he seems to be quite the Focused Vocalist"
Jealous Guy 1-"He will be busy tonight"
Jealous Guy 2-"That is for sure"

by C me Rock'er June 8, 2009

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)

Many famous people are a fetus snatcher

by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011

Fousting

The act of getting belligerently drunk

Mike: what you doing tonight
Me: just fousting, I have no plans for the next 2 days.

by Shadeshay June 19, 2019