A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.
by Katie jones September 14, 2013
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please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
by pocatilda. July 3, 2008
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by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017
Get the football dick mug.A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.
Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"
"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
by thefuzeghost April 18, 2017
Get the Silent Football mug.Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
by ~wannabeafeminist~ November 22, 2021
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It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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