A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.
by Katie jones September 14, 2013
playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
by pocatilda. July 11, 2008
A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.
Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"
"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
by thefuzeghost April 19, 2017
by ryegarnetsfootballyay October 13, 2018
A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.
Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"
by Robloys July 18, 2018
by Fuck you declan March 06, 2019
A football player with a big dick
by Angelica Cross October 01, 2017