Fondie

Irish slang for a kiss and a hug, usually kissing the cheek while holding the person receiving the fondie.
Primarily said towards children and not adults.

Mam: "Alright, folks, we're heading off! Give yer nana a fondie before you leave."

by potato_in_crime October 3, 2021

Fondlephobe

A person that dislikes fondling as it's name suggests

Girlfriend: hey bae you wanna cuddle?
Bro: nah im a fondlephobe and also im busy playing with The Boys

by BOB TEHUAH June 8, 2023

Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

by DedMonkey December 20, 2010

baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 20, 2014

Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016