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A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
mugGet the Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)mug.

Filter Threshold

The threshold of information you are willing to tell someone.

Public = Highest

Friend = Middle

Double Bestest Buddy = Lowest
Most of my friends have a high Filter Threshold. Marigold doesn't though.
by Wuadada November 25, 2009
mugGet the Filter Thresholdmug.

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.
by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016
mugGet the dildo filtermug.

filters on 100

When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.
I see you have your filters on 100.

It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.

Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
mugGet the filters on 100mug.

Filter Fucking

Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.

Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!

They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!

P2: How many bodies?

P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025
mugGet the Filter Fuckingmug.

link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.
Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?
by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009
mugGet the link filteringmug.

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