Trading faces

Another term for "making out"

Dude, i saw you and Megan trading faces at the dance!

by Jeffum February 23, 2009

fecebook

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.

"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."

by PizzlefoShizzle May 26, 2006

fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.

"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."

by timoshi August 27, 2012

Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)

"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."

by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021