Fauntie

The best friend of a mother who just had her baby. The baby calls the moms best friend "Auntie" even though there is no blood relation. You become a Fauntie.

I'd like to introduce you to my new son, he's 5 weeks old. And this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she's the baby's fauntie"

by slimhaydee January 6, 2011

falltastic

wearing colors that make you look extremely prepared and excited for fall

jermaine is looking falltastic today

by jane doe, jr. October 26, 2011

Fauft

To fart and cough at the same time in a public or private area.

Hey dude, I just fauft in front of this woman. I was not sure whether or not I should be embarrassed or proud at myself.

by Tazou May 23, 2018

Faculty members

Used as a expression of anger or distress.
this term is sometimes used as an insult

Boy 1 spills water on Boy 2's shirt.
Boy 2 "Faculty members! Get away from me you stupid faculty member!"

by Quinn's stupid definitions October 2, 2018

Faltento

A noun describing an event where clouds are in a formation as to resemble a tornado.

Guy: Look! It’s a tornado!
Guy 2: No way, it’s just another faltento.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 18, 2019

faulcron

someone who likes to jerk off in the church

-i was faulcron on tuesday

by HornyUserOfUrbanDictonary May 4, 2020

Falt Host

A hosting company that attempts to acquire new customers by posting themselves on Urban Dictionary

Vee: we need better marketing for Falt Host
me: ok

by Cefrigerator October 16, 2020