Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).
by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 1, 2021

Cyber fairies are humanoids or creatures that randomly appear in AI generated images that look uncanny.
by Endrael September 17, 2023

For Every Pierogi eaten you get a dime. The Pierogi Fairy leaves Dimes on the Water Meter in The Basement.
by Dl562 March 4, 2011

I came upon a truckstop fairy gathering, there was blood, spit, and ass flying everywhere! Traumatizing...
by Y4UDoDis September 18, 2018

A: "Bro look at Doyle over there. He's performing these gay ass songs at the karaoke bar again!"
B: "I swear, he's such a giggling fairy."
B: "I swear, he's such a giggling fairy."
by FrancescaTheOne July 31, 2023

A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.
Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
by Ozwald March 24, 2006
