FAF

fat as fuck

Carlos: Yooo how good was that burger?
Leo: Bro it was so filling, I feel FAF now

by plat998 April 15, 2019

FAF

To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.

Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh

by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019

Faf

Somebody who has a large body mass for their frame (fat as fuck)

Wow she's FAF

Damn, he's faffy

by Eden333 July 4, 2020

faf

a fat guy thats all ways rude and acts like a pain in the ass to everyone

fuck u you just a faf!
COME HERE YOU FAF FUCK U!
eww your a FAF!

by anonymous October 8, 2020

faf

a person who gets mad at another person for telling them to have sexual intercourse with a male or female duck or flying animal.

person-"hey have the sex with duck! other person-no I am mad! person-you are faf lol!

by orb 134 November 22, 2020

FAF

Fake ass friend

Becky won’t go to the bars with me at 1am on a Wednesday she’s a FAF

by Lo_Litty September 1, 2019

Faf

Fast as fuck

Peter always gets there first. He is faf.

by Pedroctbus July 14, 2021