extensive

The quality of tape measure that makes it fun to play with, especially metallic tape measure.

Stew's extensive new tape measure kept him up all night, seeing how far he could extend the line before it went limp.

by Nonbasst August 1, 2008

extends

a series of multi-color sex toys that you find in your moms amazon cart. these are 10 inch penis sleeves that add mass to her boy friends chode

dude i heard your mom getting smashed with extends.

by luketheginger March 19, 2016

knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

Extended Nerve Syndrome

The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)

Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?

by IHaveYourSealab March 14, 2009

Extretessestric

Otherworldly, extraterrestrial and eccentric combined. A combination of cool and cool. Stellar. Groovy and pleasing; both aesthetically and mentally, and in the heart.

Brian, you're so extretessestric, your blue hair is cool.

by Funky Faux Falafel April 24, 2011

Extended booty call

Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.

I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.

by mach 4 December 26, 2011

extitive

adj: used when referring to a girl with large breasts

Jim: "Yo, have you seen that new girl Mandy, shes so extitive."
Steve: "I know man I love them double D's"

by datguy0987654321 December 10, 2012