Expertisas

A lady expert of computers.

Scammer girl when trying to help a girl victim with her supposed broken computer: "I get it, it's an old computer and you're not an expertisas, i will 'diagnox' your computer"

by bad_turbulence March 18, 2019

Expertness

Expertness: (noun)
Person who is

more knowledgeable than anyone else

"excuse me for being incorrect, your Expertness"

by Smithereen March 24, 2019

expertsplain

When someone who actually knows something and has verifiable expertise of a specific subject has the bad taste and audacity to challenge the uninformed, often emotional, irrational, and explicitly outspoken world view of someone who has every right to not have their cheap opinions disproved by facts and other similar trifles.

Tod is such an a**. He expertsplained to me why the Earth is most likely not shaped like a doughnut. He even used facts, logic and empirical indicators. There was even source material! Yuck...

by Sven Bockskaegg January 23, 2020

experteats

What you hafta have if you're gonna be efficient at milking a cow or goat.

Getting da tasty white fluid outta Mamma Mammal isn't quite so easy as it looks --- you gotta have a bit of experteats to do it properly.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

Exiport

The sexual act of a man's disencounter of his penis from a woman's anus.
The action of releasing a man's dick from a female butthole.

Example 1
Male says to another male:: She could only handle so much before she made me exiport.

Example 2
Man says to female:. "Baby, just relax. It's time to exiport. "

by Mollyq8ball July 24, 2020

expotion

big word used by filipinos (ew)

there were two big expotions of covid at boyd

by notfilipinogang December 6, 2020

eportfolio

eportfolio is defined as confusion as well as complete and utter chaos. It's sole purpose in it's existence is to kill as many brain cells inside of the human teenager as possible.

yo braden, did you log into yo eportfolio?
Nah that shi left me wit bleedin kindey and a fuckin migrane

by youneedthetruth February 7, 2021