mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

a microwave

Me: okay im gonna make a corn dog
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 minutes later
Microwave: mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

Me: ...

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022

the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

Explorer

As the scouting association was so popular, it was split into different aged sections, to acquire to everyones needs. Explorers are the most awesome section of the scouting association aged 13 1/2 to 18. Often stereotyped as nerds singing songs round a camp fire, they always manage to prove the stereotype wrong. They meet up in different troops, (each troop part of a district including other troops), usually once a week, and go camping several times a year on average.
The weekly meetings basically become a social club to mess around at, and the camps mean pissing around on a climbing wall or another activity during the day, and rave in mass groups in the discos at night (some secretly drinking). It's used as a get away from school, parents, with lots of freedom.

I had well lots of fun camping with my Explorer Scouts, init blud.

by justanothercoolkid24 January 1, 2012

Batcave explorer

one who delves into the enjoyment of oversized flappy vaginal orifices. Much like the dark putrid cave of a swarm of bats, the said orifice has many of the same characteristics, thus requiring one to "explore"

Dammmn Dave, that was a straight up batcave you were exploring. You batcave explorer.

by mcperika7 March 24, 2010

internet explorer

the worst browser ever

your using internet explorer, you suck

by (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง May 16, 2018

master exploder

when a man masturbates and or has sex and the semen holds back then explodes violently

I had a master exploder on your mom last night.

by ApManbussum April 28, 2009

Dora the Explorer

Dora the explorer is a stupid whining 5 year old Illegal Mexican Immigrant Cunt who goes on every fucking dangerous adventure with a fucking whining homosexual fucking monkey named boots who whines everytime untill your ears gush with blood, How fucking Creative!

Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!

Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!

Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!

Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.

Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.

If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!

Dora the Explorer Cunt Illegal Mexican Immigrant Fuck Elfen Lied

by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013