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England Vatari 

Typically a person whose name starts with R and ends with another R
You are a England Vatari, R......r
England Vatari by Noobmaster 96 March 28, 2021

England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare

England Legends 

The team which competes with Australia for a small beer pong glass. Their performances are as unpredictable as their weather.
If you can't understand their accent, how can you even imagine of understanding England Legends' swing bowling
England Legends by cricket admirer November 26, 2021

England Biscuit Filling 

Cumming in a British women
Guy1 - let’s go to the UK

Guy2 - let’s give a girl the England Biscuit Filling

Guy1 - Bet

England is my city!

A sarcastic expression that can be used to playfully mock a statement said in broken english, including grammatically incorrects statement or a statement with incorregly speeled werds. Can be said in real life, or over text. Usually said to a third party listener before to the person who said the sentence, or at the same time.
Person A: Yesterday's interview were great!
Person B, to person C: England is my city!

England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!