Welding Engineer

One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.

see also, better than you

Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.

by Cameron Benedict November 18, 2007

Woman Engineer

The 20% of the engineering profession that kick ass and break down the gender schemas about a "male profession".
These women are the sexiest type, used to handling men with force. ;)

A woman engineer? Thats hot.

by engineeringgirl215 November 20, 2010

Female Engineer

Mythical Creature, often spotted by those who believe to have also seen Sasquatch. Though if this creature were to exist, it would probably suffer much verbal abuse from it's fellow classmates of the male species.

Tim : Did you hear someone said there's a female in our Engineering Program?

Fred: Haha, A Female Engineer, she'll last like umm.. two days.

by KBUR August 11, 2008

Domestic Engineer

A fictional occupation.

A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.

However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.

Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...

by arghargh August 3, 2011

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

party like an engineer

phrase. used to describe a phenomenon where an engineering undergrad starts swearing at his friends for not pursuing his noble profession of fixing "things". side effects include swearing at names of academic institutions apart from that of his.

Engineer Z literally defined party like an engineer last night and in his post-drunkard state asked friends to sit beside him at a bus stop while he tells a story and proclaims his craving for hokkien mee

by investmentbanker1990 February 7, 2012

aerospace engineer

One who studies at school and does not leave his/her room their entire freshman year. Except for classes and library runs and lan parties in the basement, these wonders of our modern college world are truly awe inspiring as to the fact that they can withstand having no social interractions for years on end with the simple promise of millions upon graduation.

Dayum. That kid is still in his room? Yeah, what do you expect? hes an aerospace engineer, lets go get krunked

Joe Fish is an aerospace engineer

by Literocola May 26, 2006