eerlack

the sequence of random letters written when there is nothing to say

sdufhsdjhfkjshdfhkjshkjfjksdfhkjsdhfkjsdfkjdsf is an example of "eerlack"

by ryanlelion December 7, 2009

Emergency Outage

Federal Government PR term referring to a scheduled service that fails to become operative at the agreed upon time, usually due to higher priority legislative responsibilities slowing down the process with events including (but not limited to) wasting tax dollars on unapproved, discretionary outings, low-mileage private jets to environmental causes, scheduling hearings about hearings to discuss hearings concerning future hearings, and early identification and concealment of tax dollar shrinkage.

The new student loan website that was set to launch on Monday instead simply displayed, "Emergency Outage."

by The Jolliest of Rogers March 29, 2010

Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Emelie

Is a smart women that often is positive and happy. She has the look of a sweet girl. For the most she has a two sides, one funny and ridiculus and one concentrated ond smart side. She is often likely to get the serius side when somethings that affect the feature is on the topic. She really cares about the world and how peopel are treted and always say her point and have good leader. But remember a Emelie is often a very good freind.

I wihs I had a Emelie

by bffv February 15, 2017

emeliza

Cute people

Ah i saw emeliza, cute people

by Kespasss March 16, 2017

Emelie

Emelie is an short person with alot of personality. she has a lot of animals .
Emelie is an unusual girl because she's a gamer that's really good at gaming

Mark: ''you talked to that girl emelie didn't you?''
James: ''yes, she's a gamer so im really lucky''

by Sunshine and lollipops August 16, 2017